I signed up with 24 Hour Fitness back in December. I noticed on their website today that they will be implementing cardless checkin. "How on earth will they manage that?" I wondered to myself. Well, wonder no more: PIN plus fingerprints.

You gotta be fucking joking me. I'll tell you, if people in this country are retarded (and lazy) enough to give their fingerprints to some fucking gym so that they don't have to pull a card out of their fat fucking pants, then I guess we are all going to get what we deserve.

On a similar note, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg confirms that Facebook users are dumbfucks for trusting him with their personal info. But then, we already knew that.