I just want to thank all the inconsiderate shitheads who remembered that I have been under a rock, surely without Internet, for the past decade and THANK GOD, remembered me and sent me a fucking reminder that I'm missing out on LinkedIn where I can... well, I don't know, do some shit or perhaps meet other dumb-asses like yourself.

Seriously people. Everyone and their grandmother is fully aware of Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace etc. There is no fucking reason on earth to send another fucking reminder to the people unfortunate enough to be your friends. If they aren't on there by now, chances are it's because they don't want to be, and there's at least a slight chance that they weren't just waiting for that special invitation from your goofy ass.

I saw the disclaimer starting with "Dear visitors from Google..." about halfway down this page and my brain refused to process what the disclaimer appeared to be telling me. People couldn't really be this stupid...

Then I read the comments.

I have tears in my eyes, but I don't know if it's from laughing or because the world is full of idiots. And they have internet access.