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Mar282011

I hate my phone

I have a Samsung Galaxy S. I hate this phone more than I have ever hated any piece of technology in my life. I hate Android. I hate Samsung. I hate touchscreens. I hate Sprint. I hate Sprint 4G (or rather the utter lack of it). I hate the shitty web browser it has. I hate how it answers (or hangs up) calls before I can get the phone out of my coat pocket. I hate how it won't hang up when I tell it to. I hate how it sometimes decides to redial the last person I spoke to for no apparent reason.

I hate this phone so much it keeps me awake at night. If this phone had a face, I'd stab it.

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On Aug 14 Yemi Bedu said:

Hello,: I got my Samsung Nexus S 4g for free on that special Wednesday. So it makes the pain more bearable. Good day.

On Aug 20 Brad said:

This post made me laugh, but it's also very true. I bought a new HTC Desire Z or whatever the hell it's called. The touch screen is far too 'touchy' in the sense that loud speaker comes on while you are talking on it because your ear scrapes it or whatever. Seriously, wtf. I don't want people in the market place hearing my Wife talk about our sex life, or telling me there's skids around the bowl of the toilet. It's not like you can turn it off in a hurry either.. not when the sun is shining on the screen so you can't find the button. I literally had to squeeze the phone all over to shut the damn thing off.

I hate my phone

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