I just want to thank all the inconsiderate shitheads who remembered that I have been under a rock, surely without Internet, for the past decade and THANK GOD, remembered me and sent me a fucking reminder that I'm missing out on LinkedIn where I can... well, I don't know, do some shit or perhaps meet other dumb-asses like yourself.

Seriously people. Everyone and their grandmother is fully aware of Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace etc. There is no fucking reason on earth to send another fucking reminder to the people unfortunate enough to be your friends. If they aren't on there by now, chances are it's because they don't want to be, and there's at least a slight chance that they weren't just waiting for that special invitation from your goofy ass.